terrible Archive

• 4March 12, 2011

  Review: The Most Fearsome Enemy in ‘Battle: LA’ is Suckiness

  E.T. is back and he wants ALL the Reese’s Pieces.
• 5February 5, 2011

  Review: ‘Season of the Witch’ Should be Burnt at the Stake

  Nicolas Cage gets medieval on your ass.
• 0March 6, 2010

  Review: Brooklyn’s Finest a Fantastic Character Study

  More grit than week-old underpants. Ewww.
• 1March 5, 2010

  Review: Alice in Wonderland Almost Malice in Blunderland

  Everyone knows pun headlines are hilarious.
• 0February 28, 2010

  Review: Precious Stays True to Its Name

  The movie with the ad in its name.
• 1February 26, 2010

  Review: The Blandness of the Crazies Is Just Insane

  A zombie movie without the zombies.