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  • Review: The Most Fearsome Enemy in ‘Battle: LA’ is Suckiness4March 12, 2011

    Review: The Most Fearsome Enemy in ‘Battle: LA’ is Suckiness

    E.T. is back and he wants ALL the Reese’s Pieces.
  • Review: ‘Season of the Witch’ Should be Burnt at the Stake5February 5, 2011

    Review: ‘Season of the Witch’ Should be Burnt at the Stake

    Nicolas Cage gets medieval on your ass.
  • Review: Brooklyn’s Finest a Fantastic Character Study0March 6, 2010

    Review: Brooklyn’s Finest a Fantastic Character Study

    More grit than week-old underpants. Ewww.