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The Big Move to Toronto

Actual shot of me taken from my luxury yacht. Film bloggers be rollin' in the scratch.

Review: Blood, Flesh and Fish in ‘Piranha 3D’

Yes, that is Ving Rhames using a motor boat engine as a weapon. What of it?

Review: ‘The Expendables’ is All Flex, No Muscle

Steven Seagal turned down a role in this movie. Steven 'You haven't seen me in a decade' Seagal.

Review: Is Reviewing a Movie Called ‘Inception’ Four Weeks Late Considered Ironic?

You're right, this image IS bizarre. I thought the kid from '3rd Rock' was dead too.

Review: ‘Scott Pilgrim’ Pwns Noobs

Move over Wolverine, there's a new 'greatest Canadian superhero'.

Review: The Great, the Terrible and ‘The Other Guys’

If only the tables were turned, Mark Wahlberg.

A Norwegian Trip to the Movies

Like lame vacation slideshows, but with popcorn.

The Evolution of the Superhero Movie

From Superman to Wolverine and everyone in between. Yes, even Elektra.

Review: ‘Dragon Tattoo’ as Dark and Edgy as the Tattoo Itself

Never mess with a chick in a spiked collar.

10 Responses When You’re Told Your DVD Rental is Late

Nobody likes late fees.

  • More Infographic Fun: Film Industry By the Numbers0March 9, 2010

    More Infographic Fun: Film Industry By the Numbers

    More digits than the 6-fingered man.
  • Weekend Award Winners: The Oscars & The Razzies0March 8, 2010

    Weekend Award Winners: The Oscars & The Razzies

    Chock-full of win-ny goodness.
  • Live Oscar Coverage at 9:30pm AST! Join Me on Twitter!0March 7, 2010

    Live Oscar Coverage at 9:30pm AST! Join Me on Twitter!

    Three hours of smart-assery.
  • Review: Brooklyn’s Finest a Fantastic Character Study0March 6, 2010

    Review: Brooklyn’s Finest a Fantastic Character Study

    More grit than week-old underpants. Ewww.
  • Review: Alice in Wonderland Almost Malice in Blunderland1March 5, 2010

    Review: Alice in Wonderland Almost Malice in Blunderland

    Everyone knows pun headlines are hilarious.
  • The Trouble With Oscar: How Politics and Campaigns Ruin Everything0March 3, 2010

    The Trouble With Oscar: How Politics and Campaigns Ruin Everything

    The art of devaluing art.
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