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The Big Move to Toronto

Actual shot of me taken from my luxury yacht. Film bloggers be rollin' in the scratch.

Review: Blood, Flesh and Fish in ‘Piranha 3D’

Yes, that is Ving Rhames using a motor boat engine as a weapon. What of it?

Review: ‘The Expendables’ is All Flex, No Muscle

Steven Seagal turned down a role in this movie. Steven 'You haven't seen me in a decade' Seagal.

Review: Is Reviewing a Movie Called ‘Inception’ Four Weeks Late Considered Ironic?

You're right, this image IS bizarre. I thought the kid from '3rd Rock' was dead too.

Review: ‘Scott Pilgrim’ Pwns Noobs

Move over Wolverine, there's a new 'greatest Canadian superhero'.

Review: The Great, the Terrible and ‘The Other Guys’

If only the tables were turned, Mark Wahlberg.

A Norwegian Trip to the Movies

Like lame vacation slideshows, but with popcorn.

The Evolution of the Superhero Movie

From Superman to Wolverine and everyone in between. Yes, even Elektra.

Review: ‘Dragon Tattoo’ as Dark and Edgy as the Tattoo Itself

Never mess with a chick in a spiked collar.

10 Responses When You’re Told Your DVD Rental is Late

Nobody likes late fees.

  • Dear Hollywood: An Open Letter to the Movie Industry0April 1, 2010

    Dear Hollywood: An Open Letter to the Movie Industry

    Ranting is good for the soul.
  • Review: Hot Tub Time Machine: The Hangover in a Miami Vice T-Shirt?0March 28, 2010

    Review: Hot Tub Time Machine: The Hangover in a Miami Vice T-Shirt?

    If The Wedding Singer had blowjob jokes.
  • Wonderfully Time-Wasting Movie Graphs and Graphics0March 27, 2010

    Wonderfully Time-Wasting Movie Graphs and Graphics

    Monsters, and puzzles, and plotlines, oh my!
  • Review: How to Train Your Dragon Will Make You Wonder Where YOUR Awesome Dragon Is3March 26, 2010

    Review: How to Train Your Dragon Will Make You Wonder Where YOUR Awesome Dragon Is

    Seriously, I want one.
  • How to Make a Michael Cera Movie2March 24, 2010

    How to Make a Michael Cera Movie

    Not even your moustache can save you, Cera.
  • Review: No One Will be ‘Boo’ing The Ghost Writer. Sorry, That Pun Was Just Awful0March 21, 2010

    Review: No One Will be ‘Boo’ing The Ghost Writer. Sorry, That Pun Was Just Awful

    Murder and political hijinx.
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